WELCOME TO THE INFINITIUM
Ah. There you are,
Hello!
Welcome to the official website of David Alan King, author of The Infinitium, a satirical metaphysical field trip through the afterlife, the beforelife, and the suspiciously familiar in-between where your soul pretends it has read the handbook. It hasn’t.
If you’ve arrived here by accident, that’s adorable. If you’ve arrived here on purpose, I’m impressed, because most people can’t even find their keys when they’re holding them.
This is the place to meet the books, browse the Infinite Library of what’s written, what’s coming soon, and what’s still under observation in the padded archives of my mind, and generally get a sense of what happens when someone lets me near big existential questions with a sense of humour and no adult supervision.
You’ll find doors here. Not literal ones, unless your screen is glitching, but the metaphorical kind, the ones that appear the moment you realise you’re not quite who you thought you were, and the universe is far too large to be taken seriously all the time.
Have a look around. Click something. Open a file. Ignore The Management.
Enter The Infinitium, a satirical metaphysical multiverse of doors, choices, and cosmic bureaucracy, where awareness is the rarest currency.
A Who’s Who of The Infinitium in order of appearance, featuring soul guides, bureaucrats, entities, and just for fun, my preferred Hollywood casting picks.
The chapter-by-chapter soundtrack in two versions, the cinematic score you’d expect, and the gloriously unhelpful music I actually heard while writing.
Bob’s Thesis, a deeper, well-educated dive into what The Infinitium really means, how its philosophy works, and why it keeps turning “story” into a mirror.
P-Ohm P-Ohm, the Infinitium Pom-Pom, a fractal little oddity that somehow explains reality better than most serious people ever manage.
Meet David Alan King, author of The Infinitium, a satirical metaphysical series where he also appears as your not-quite-qualified Soul Guide, guiding you through doors, bureaucracy, and inconvenient truths with equal parts sincerity and cheek.