Contact Form

 

Drop me a message, and i'll try to get back to you before The Management notices.

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Ah. So you’ve found the Contacts page. Brave.

Most people arrive here expecting a neat little form and a reassuring adult. Unfortunately, we’re fresh out of adults.

 

Still, you can absolutely contact me, the human author behind The Infinitium, and occasional Soul Guide Level Two, meaning I’m technically employed by the universe but not necessarily trained for it.

 

Use the form to send:

  • questions, thoughts, and strange coincidences

  • reader reactions, favourite quotes, and “I feel personally attacked by Chapter One” messages

  • media, interview, events, bookstore enquiries, and “can we do something wonderfully ridiculous together” proposals

  • permissions, collaborations, and anything that feels like it might require a clipboard

  • you want to know how to send me free stuff

 

If you’re writing to tell me the book made you laugh, cry, or stare into the distance for five minutes questioning your entire life, that is also highly acceptable.

 

Management will pretend not to read these messages.

They absolutely will.

 

David Alan King